Site Will Be Back EVENTUALLY

I lost all of the code for the original Macfilez.net, so it has to be completely redone from scratch, and I am simply not motivated to do it at this point in time.

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"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, "You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way." This is roughly the equivalent of a guy going to a job interview and the company saying, "You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison of all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

"Abortion? I don't know. As a dude, I'm not really qualified to speak on the subject. But I did lock my keys in the car the other day, and that's about the closest I'll ever get to having an unwanted pregnancy. In both cases, it's really embarrassing: You don't know how it happened, how it could happen to you, you're scared, you're confused, you're ashamed to tell anybody about it, and both problems can be solved with a coat hanger."

Both are stolen from "The Storm Surfer", who stole them from someone else.